Pringle Plaza

ben of ....."doom"
Yesterday he sent me an email and said a whole bunch of bull shit on it(as usuall) so anywayz he ends the letter with .....

stay cool(unlike today),
ben

....wat the hell. i cant wait for him to read the letter i wrote him heheheh

so anywayz i imagine cody wrote bout the "mission" last night, o wait i know he did cuz i was rite there when he wrote it :laughs evily with lightning and screaming in the background: now where was i...oh yes ..ben
i hope that when he wakes up that he falls and umm trips and ummmm falls near the ummm sword or on top of the ummmmmmmmmm s..w..o..r.... okay okay i wont say it thats just evil hahahaha, which fortunatly is exactly wat i am. So i hope he falls on top of the SWORD!!!!!!!
but that would only be a dream come true and since i dont have "dream come trues" i guess we can screw that idea from ever happening....or can we. if some way i could get a hold of the evil plot god against ben...we could be victorious...and nothing could stop us HaHaHa
or i could contact an assasin to get it done easy, quick, and fast. but we all know from experience that thats just no fun so we could hire a spy. yes...a spy. the spy will capture him and bring him to "the room of torture" which is right here at this house! now aint that exciting. Now the battle ogre can easily transfer his "bedroom" to a doghouse outside so hes no problem. Then enigmablade can get the chains and all the "Materials" needed to do such a task. which would be everything at the the knife shop......all the bombs at the factory... all the needles at the hospital...all the honey from the trees, along with the fire ants from the padio....and not to mention all the padding we'll need for the walls....and last but not least a STRAYJACKET....oh and one more thing.....the room will completely be sound proof. Then if we dont feed him he will get (believe it or not) skinny. and if we dont allow him to umm take a uhhh shower then he will be.......DIRTY! hahahahaha thats right i said dirty. Then we can get a cage and put the hungery, skinny, dirty beast inside of it. Then
we tell people bout this "monster" that we found lerking around our yard. and of course they will want to see it. so we take and put a sign up that says..

" you are the coster....we provide the monster"

and a catchy sign like that will have people comin from miles around just to see this beast. and can u imagine the money....oh yeah..this is working out all way to good. Then when The beast starts losing customers and is old news, we will take and strap the whole inside of the cage with C4 so that theres not no holes...then we will tie several anvils and bricks and rocks...large rocks, and elephants and anything that ways more than ben(which would be everything cuz he aint fat no more). Then we will put ben in the cage, with the stray jacket on...and just so he aint lonely we'll get justin and put him in there too, also with a stray jacket. Then we will lower the cage into a lake some where in afganistan... Then we will so kindly blow it up or we could just tell the afganistanians who it is and they will probly blow it up themselves. which would be a good idea cuz we could save our missiles

oh no....i just got another email from the former beast... here is the exact letter...

"I ment that it was hot that day so it wasn't cool. It was very hot that day. Thats all i ment. and sorry for being a asshole

Ben"

well now aint that sweet...he admits hes an asshole...oh yes this is only the beginning

so it was hot that day...uh huh
oh yeah im a believer of that shit..arent u guys
well id hate to say it but all of my plotting will no longer be on the computer for i must go i have some "business" to take care of...

oh and i wanted to add, all of my friends get a discount when paying to see the former beast.

Thank you

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